Total Medals Earned: 220 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/385 points)
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (60/260 points)
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Die.
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 7/21 (55/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 5/8 (60/310 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (195/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!